I only take viagra when I am with more than one woman.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and seventy.
For a long time, I was afraid to be alone. I had to learn how to be alone. And there are still times when I think, Uh-oh! I gotta talk to somebody here or I'm gonna go crazy! But I like to be alone. Now I do. I really do. There's a big luxury in solitude.